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Joke of the Day
"What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say? ""I don't really carrot all for vegetables."""
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"I really love Bruce Willis. I have all of his movies, hundreds of posters, and multiple autographs You might say that I'm a die-hard fan"
"If Twitter allowed us to attach a signature to each Tweet, mine would be : ""He said, stupidly."""
"I like my women like my shoes... Black, size thirteen and I pick them up at Walmart."
"Hey, Cap'n Crunch. You've been a captain since 1963. Dude, I don't think admiral is happening for you."
"Hey man, want to buy some stolen peppers? Careful, they're hot."
"When Transformers was filmed in Detroit Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings"
"A guy says to his friend, ""we should open a joint bank account."" His friend says, ""what for?"" The guy says, ""I just told you, weed money!"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Feminists can't change anything."
"On the internet you can be whoever you want. Its odd that so many choose to be stupid."