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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a stripper works for free? Pro boner"
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"A thief tripped and fell into wet cement... He became a hardened criminal."
"LPT: Never use hyperbole."
"I had to do my nightly chores twice today Thanks daylight savings!"
"Just saw Jennifer Aniston on the cover of ""Magazine Cover"" magazine."
"How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament? I met a knight"
"What do you call a white man in a ghetto? An ambulance."
"I asked a fetus if it wanted some food, and it replied: 'no thanks... ... I gestate.'"
"""Go left at the chopsticks in the road"" - Chinese directions"
"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"