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Joke of the Day

"You don't really know someone until you get drunk with them."

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"Need an ark? i Noah guy"
"Just met a HOT girl So I just met this hot girl. Problem is she had 12 nipples. Sounds weird.... Dozen Tit?"
"what do you call someone with le neckbeard and le fedora le enlightened genius lol"
"Damn my forehead is big! My Mom used to call it a fivehead."
"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."
"Two Yogurts walk into a bar... The bartender says ""hey! What do you think you're doing?! You can't be in here!"" The yogurts respond, ""why? We're two cultured individuals."""
"Poor Caitlyn Jenner. She missed Mothers Day & Fathers Day."
"What do you call a cross between two KKK members? Burning"
"There was a girl pushing an suv this morning while the guy steered. Feminists everywhere must be scissoring in victory."