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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A stego-sore-ass"
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"What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord? Probably killed."
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend got mad at me for busting a nut. It's not like I could eat it with the shell on."
"What's the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."
"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""
"""Trump is a good businessman"" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING"
"NHL Referees"
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... ...not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car"
"I told my dad ""Look, I got a B in reading!"" He said ""That's a D you idiot."" -Rocky Laporte http://www.cc.com/video-clips/m25nl8/comedy-central-presents-birthday"