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Joke of the Day
"What did Eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? ""Do you believe in God?"""
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"I like my coffee Like I like my women Strong and free!"
"I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work."
"The silver-tongued lover can always make a woman blush... ... because they're a practiced, cunning linguist."
"What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time."
"My girlfriend and I were talking about pets, she said she'd like to get a manatee. I just laughed and said, ""Two sugars, please."""
"Atoms are liers... the makeup everything"
"I thought I loved you but it turned out I just had too much coffee."
"A Clown held the door open for me today It was a nice jester"
"Did you hear about the Blonde who bought a brand new pair of panty hose, she put em on then shaved her legs and recked 'em"