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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a Drug cartel and a Mafia lord? Probably killed."

"My wife left me for my brother My twin brother."

"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"

"ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with BANKER: what M: oops i meant 'with which to take over the world'"

"Did you hear about the new show about a camel on a cow ranch? It's been called a dairy drama about a dromedary."

"What did the poor, unfortunate, paraplegic kid get for christmas? Cancer."

"What's it called when Jesus walks across the street? A cross walk"

"I always get Naan bread from the supermarket I don't know why, she's been dead for 30 years"

"What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and Speak!"

"Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking? Because it would be a party fowl."