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Joke of the Day

"""Trump is a good businessman"" He has a failed steak biz, a failed vodka biz & failed casinos. HOW DO YOU SCREW UP STEAK, VODKA & GAMBLING"

"Whatever Mom, IF THAT'S EVEN YOUR REAL NAME!!!"

"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."

"When googling Gary Oldman I highly suggest not forgetting the ""R"""

"I used to be into S&M, bestiality and necrophilia Then I realised I was just beating a dead horse."

"[being pushed into the middle of a dance circle] please, I have a family"

"I dumped my girlfriend, Ruth, the other day. I told myself I'm just gonna be Ruthless in love from now on."

"Teacher: Can you count to 10? Fred: Yes teacher-one two three four five six seven eight nine ten. Teacher: Now go on from there. Fred: Jack Queen King."

"What do you call a lesbian who drives a Chevy Astro full of penises? A Dick Van Dyke"