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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a blind german? A not-see"
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"Italian moms vs. Jewish moms At dinner the Italian mom says to their children, ""eat..eat.. or I'll kill you!"" Where as the Jewish mom says, ""eat... eat.. or I'll kill myself!"""
"I like my slaves how I like my coffee Free"
"[Hostage situation] Um I don't want to be ""that hostage"", but I just want to let you know I have a gluten allergy."
"I want to open a pizza shop called ""Cheesus Crust!"" Our slogan will be: ""Heavenly ingredients, served hot as Hell."" -or- ""Crust has risen."""
"In response to Wikipedia's ""price of a cup of coffee is all we need"" fundraiser. I like my coffee like my wikipedia. Free!"
"How do you stop a mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
"I'm shaking my hands to get my nail polish to dry and now this deaf guy outside wants to know how the story ends."
"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."
"An 11-year-old student of mine just told me this. What do you call a singing computer? Adele."