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Joke of the Day

"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."

"DJ vu. The feeling you get when you've heard the same music in a club before."

"Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant? They couldn't get his bonepart"

"I love the way the Earth rotates... It makes my day."

"I cried when I cut up onions... Onions was a good dog."

"[after tee ball game] Wife: we brought snacks for the kids. Me: [w/ mouthful of food] we did?!"

"CAUGHT ON TAPE: Lint"

"Relationship Status: Lurking"

"Lazy fact 25428394692846 You didn't read that number"

"Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? but they hired a government contractor that cut corners"