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Joke of the Day

"*gazes at laptop screen*avoids making eye contact with own reflection*"

"I put my root beer in a square cup Now it is just beer"

"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."

"I can only imagine the sorts of crazy, sexy pictures of coffee that people are hiding in those ""private"" instagram accounts."

"If I ever say, ""Do you want me to be honest?"" Say no."

"American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took ""the floor is lava"" game way to seriously as kids."

"What did the really dumb guy name his pet giraffe? Spot."

"Hey Tim Burton, it's okay to be out of ideas."

"What do you call a blonde in the freezer? Her parents named her Cindy so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow."

"What does a baby computer call its father? Data."