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"I saw Lenin pick his nose the other day... Communists have no class..."
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"Henry Miller said, ""The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature."" That explains ""Kim is a kunt"" on this restroom wall."
"Why did the GameCube controller get off the boat? Because he got a little c-stick."
"i asked a German man if he had a wife He said he had nein."
"Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me........ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"I'm a bit worried. I was checking my testicles this morning, and I noticed that one of them... ...is considerably larger than the other two."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor"