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"Two people are in a fight. Guy 1: ""Well, your sister blew me, and it only cost two dollars!"" Guy 2: ""So she's only charging a dollar an inch these days?"""
"I have a fear of speed bumps but I'm slowly getting over it."
"What do you call a female roach with a weiner? A transpestite."
"Girls use lotion for hands Boys use lotion for skin."
"What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door? A nun with a spear through her head."
"Ricky Martin: Livin' la vida homo."
"What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone? Are you vegan?"
"Who called it the NHL instead of the Just Ice League"
"Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... And now we wait."