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Joke of the Day

"Relationship Status: Lurking"

"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."

"""Son, I don't think you're cut out to be a mime."" ""Was it something I said?"" Asks the son. ""Yes."""

"What's the difference between a urologist and an anesthesiologist? An urologist plays with somebody else's penis during surgery."

"I accidentally ate too much alphabet soup yesterday and had a huge vowel movement."

"People need to stop acting like animals have the same emotions as humans... ...they hate it when we do that."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"The best part of having a prostitute die on you is the second hour is free!"

"Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone... I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her."

"Did you hear about the guy who broke into Tiger Woods' house? Took a lot of balls."