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Joke of the Day

"What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls? Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. Ball!"

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows..."

"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"

"Whenever I see someone with spider web tattoos on their elbows I spray them with Raid and attempt to flush them down the toilet."

"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."

"Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells."

"YSK: Daylight Savings Time ends tonight, make sure to reset all your clocks. Oops, wrong sub"

"I retweet to avoid any awkward silences between tweets."

"What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious? Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target"

"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"