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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 4 chinese guys and 4 black guys standing in a line? A sprinkler, chink chink chink chink nigga nigga nigga nigga"

"What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer? Vladimir Putting"

"""Are we going the right way, Yoda?"" ""Off course, we are!"" Happy May 4th everyone"

"Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it."

"Just Checked my voicemail. I forgot to buy milk 3 years ago."

"I went to a zoo yesterday... but they only had one dog! it was a shitzu (shit zoo)"

"A young girl accused of apostasy... (NSFW) Loves dick but prefers to eat pussy, She loves bacon with eggs, And would spread her legs, For anyone whose name lacked apostrophes."

"""I'm sorry"" and ""I apologise"" usually mean the same thing ...except at a funeral"

"Why should you always carry a knife around? Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge."

"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either"