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Joke of the Day

"Somewhere in this world, a woman is giving birth to a baby every 3 seconds. We have to find this woman and stop her."

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"its all fun and games till someone gets hurt... then its hilarious"
"If Trump wins Im leaving the country if Clinton wins Im leaving the country Not a political post, I just love to travel"
"Wife: OMG the baby just swallowed some Scrabble tiles! Me: Which ones? Wife: BLTOUR & E Me: Well, that could spell trouble"
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