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Joke of the Day

"Why are black people so tall? Because their knee grows..."

"Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day."

"How many Psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the light bulb and another to hold the penis...I mean ladder."

"Why are Mafia members so good at sex? Because they've always got a stiff in the trunk."

"Why did Jesus go to the gym? To make sure his cross fit."

"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"

"$1,000 worth of products were stolen from a Games Workshop today Police are looking for a book and three pots of paint."

"What does a blonde and a shotgun have in common? You break them at the middle and load them from behind"

"I don't understand why I keep getting denied for bank loans because I have good credit & I'm only asking to borrow like four or five banks."

"I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink."