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Joke of the Day

"I like my hot wings like I like my Holy Infants... ...tender and mild."

"Does Target have crack floating through their air vents? Went in to buy milk, came out with a giraffe, 6-pack, someone's kid, and a headache"

"What did the burger do when he ate his enemy the hotdog? he relished it"

"One day you're the best thing since sliced bread. The next, you're toast."

"I really love bikes. I'm a pedalphile."

"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"

"Adolf Hitler has been judged very harshly by history however.. he did kill Hitler. NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr"

"Q: Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy? A: Because he only made a good buccaneer."

"I got my first A+ on a test today... It was a blood test..."

"Did you blow Bubbles when you were a child? Because I saw Bubbles today and he wanted your number."