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Joke of the Day
"How many moms does it take to change a light bulb ... None, they get you to do it.. Sucker!"
Next Joke
"Auto mechanic: Well here's your problem. The last person to work on this didn't wash their hands after using the restroom."
"Dad: Let's talk, we never talk. Me: Okay. I kinda wanna tell you something... Dad: You can tell me anything. Me: I'm Batman. Dad: Get out."
"What's the problem with an invisible penis? You never see it coming."
"Yo I am bored"
"I have a phobia of over engineered buildings I have a complex complex complex."
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
"What do you call a white Arab prince? A milk sheikh"
"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"
"legendary joke a guy walks in to abar and he goes, he goes hey thats not airplane food, how about that weather?"