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Joke of the Day
"Don't make me drop my bean curd... ... or I'll lose my tempeh."
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"People who tweet in riddles need to know I'm not Batman."
"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."
"If you say ""guess who died?"" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry."
"What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?...He braces himself"
"Never tell a joke to plutonium, there reaction is explosive"
"If Yoko Ono gave you herpes... Would that be strawberry fields forever?"
"Donald Trump doesn't want to have sex with his daughter He just has ""alternative family values"""
"My stainless steel scissor rusted How ironic."
"Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son ""If we stand around here long enough one of them will throw some food at us."""