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Joke of the Day
"If you say ""guess who died?"" with a big smile on your face some people get kinda angry."
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"I'm at my most British when she says ""teabag me"" and I drop a sack of Earl Grey in her mouth."
"What do you call a Palestinian women? A Jewish Fuck Bag."
"(NAME) spent most of his university days single But it was by choice. Woman chose not to date him."
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"[Commercial for axes] [A lumberjack swinging a dead goat against a tree in the woods] *Turns to camera* ""There has to be a better way?"""
"This guy on GMA is thanking God b/c he survived 2 plane crashes. I'm pretty sure ""God"" is trying to kill him."
"My wife gets annoyed with my long showers. I told her they could be 10-15 minutes shorter if she joined me."
"What do you call a racecar driver? A racist"
"Finally finished reading the iTunes license agreement. There's a killer recipe for duck a l'orange on page 6,374."