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Joke of the Day

"If Yoko Ono gave you herpes... Would that be strawberry fields forever?"

"I thought a vasectomy would prevent me from having babies. But all it does is change the color of my babies."

"Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches ""It's only reasonable, they cantaloupe"""

"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"

"What kind of fish is made of only two sodium atoms? 2Na"

"She once called me bae so I had to baeurry her in my backyard.."

"Cow Joke What do cows watch in the theaters? moovie"

"I totally understand how batteries feel. Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"If I were in a musical, I'd get fired in a week. Keep a straight face while someone looks in my eyes & sings to me? Nope. Sorry. Impossible."

"What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire? InterSTELLLLLLLAAAAAAAR"