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Joke of the Day
"Never tell a joke to plutonium, there reaction is explosive"
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"Three Tampons are walking down the street, which one doesnt talk to you? None of them, they are all stuck up cunts"
"HOT LOCAL MOMS IN YOUR AREA ARE WAITING TO TUCK U IN & WILL BE CHECKING THAT TOOTHBRUSH SO GET IN THERE & DO IT RIGHT MISTER"
"What do sex in a canoe and American beer have in common? They're both fucking close to water"
"The worst Jewish joke ever... An old Jewish guy comes up to and old Jewish lady and says... ""So what's your number?""..."
"Just watched a pirated movie On a scale of 1-10, I'd give it a 3.14"
"How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet? A Labragoogle."
"Got home late to a note that said ""Wake me up for sex"", which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting."
"""We have literally a zillion binders full of selfies."" - Top Secret NSA Memo"
"*I'm worried about tomorrow* Tomorrow: I'm fine, stop worrying."