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Joke of the Day
"Never tell a joke to plutonium, there reaction is explosive"
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"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."
"the person who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a software update did not take their job seriously at all"
"What do you call a sad Ent? Mourning wood."
"What do you call the mineral found in teeth and tooth enamel? Apatite."
"Where did the Indian buy his sandwiches? The New Dehli"
"An invisible man and an invisible woman got married. Their kids were nothing to look at either."
"Who decided that we should sit together in groups while we chew food?"
"What do a telephone and a dog have in common? They both have collar ID."
"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."