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Joke of the Day

"I like how all these people are acting like they've never seen a naked 37 year old man fight 3 security guards at a mall food court before."

"How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it."

"What is a ten letter word that starts with gas. Automobile Edit: not really a joke but didnt know where to put it."

"Why can't you make a movie with with Jewish people smoking weed? You can't show a group of Jews getting baked"

"What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea? ""Photos-in-the-seas!"""

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a hockey player hockey player showers after 3 periods"

"What does it take to claim the world record for 'most blowjobs in one hour? You need to be able to blow a lot of guys in quick suck session. ^^^yeah ^^^I ^^^know ^^^it's ^^^lame"

"Teacher: Name five things that contain milk. Pupil: Butter cheese ice cream ... and two cows!"

"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."

"What do you call a fake thong (flipflop)? A scandal!"