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Joke of the Day
"I just walked in on two coworkers crying in a conference room and I was like, ""mind if I join?"""
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"All I'm saying is there's a reason all the best love songs have the word crazy in them..."
"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"
"What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies? Fire."
"My wife treats me like GOD!! She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something."
"I used to be addicted to soap It's okay I'm clean now"
"Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!"
"What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !"
"A veteran's son asks him ""Dad, did you get shot in the army?"" The dad replies, ""Nope! But I got shot in the leggy."""
"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""