140824

Joke of the Day

"How much do the potatoes cost? ""How much do the potatoes cost?"" - ""2.50"" - ""And the bag"" - ""The bag is free"" - ""Ok, give me the bag"""

"Q: Why is a dog's nose in the middle of it's face? - A: Because it's the scenter."

"Being a little bit crazy is like being a little bit pregnant - you can only hide it for so long."

"Throughout the summer Trump's campaign was on the gas pedal... But now they have turned on Cruz control."

"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"

"Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? For hispanic attacks."

"Why did the baker have smelly hands? ...because he kneaded a poo."

"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be a Lecture On SUN.. student: I Will Not Be Able To Attend It Teacher: Why? student: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far..:-)"

"Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach? He ate someone who disagreed with him."

"Looking for a joke: irish dinner potatoe Pretty close, but need to know the exact joke about irish dinner consisting of potatos and beer"