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Joke of the Day
"What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies? Fire."
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"A vagina is like the weather. Once it's wet, it's time to head in That's all folks."
"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"
"The Lord said to John, ""Come forth and receive Eternal Life""... But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"What do ghosts get when they're aroused? Booners"
"I got a black girlfriend now. I burned my hand on the stove."
"me: I want to travel to the victorian era & meet a real gentleman [takes time machine back to 1860 England] man: 31? what are u my grandma?"
"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
"CLICKBAIT JOKE THAT WILL MAKE YOU SAY ""Why is it deleted?"" [Deleted]"
"Breaking: Man takes longer to find emoji than it would have taken him to find words that convey what he wanted."