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Joke of the Day

"What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !"

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster ( )"

"Wait, women get the WHOLE DAY? Is that in every country? It's night where I am is it over can it be about me again"

"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."

"I reply to ""Happy New Year"" with ""not if I have anything to do with it."""

"Why does Hillary Clinton not give good blowjobs? Because her teeth are too fake and big"

"Apparently 1 in 8 of us live next door to a pedophile. I certainly don't, I live next door to a gorgeous 9 year old with a cracking ass."

"What's the difference between Barbie and Street Fighter? In Barbie, Ken doesn't beat the hell out of women."

"I hear people complaining about their jobs a lot, well I'm a nurse and I touched six dicks yesterday And it was my day off"

"What do fat women get for valentines day? Depressed."