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Joke of the Day
"My wife treats me like GOD!! She takes no notice of my existence till she wants something."
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"Bad news, the police just seized our German holiday bread. They said it was stollen. Folks, they said it was stollen."
"My friend's kid just turned 7 and he's an amazing child and she loves him. To be blown away by more original content, please see Facebook"
"I would never cheat in a relationship Because that would require two people to find me attractive."
"[first date] HER: I totally love Nirvana ME: Oh yeah? Name one of their albums HER: Nevermind ME Okay, forget about it then"
"Why are Suicide Bombers always angry ? Because of their Short Fuses."
"Spell ""attic"" without laughing out loud"
"I've been hitting the gym 2 weeks straight and haven't seen improvement. Is it because I chose Team Mystic?"
"What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity? Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!"
"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Painter? Mohammed Dali"