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Joke of the Day
"TIFU By Mixing up my Client's Subway Order! Whoops, wrong *sub*!"
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"Why do blonds have schools underwater. Because deep down, they're not so stupid."
"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."
"If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?"
"If abortion is murder... wearing a condom must be kidnapping."
"Surveys have shown that.. 6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy"
"Mitt Romney is walking through heaven when he runs into Barrack Obama"
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off"
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a note on the windscreen. It said, ""Parking fine"", so that was nice."
"What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh? A test tickle."