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Joke of the Day
"If abortion is murder... wearing a condom must be kidnapping."
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"Dentist: ""When was the last time you flossed?"" Me: ""BRO, you were there."""
"Pee your name in the snow and you'll quickly understand why they teach cursive in our schools."
"DRAGON: get AWAY from me ME: let me pet ur scales pls DRAGON: I don't even KNOW u ME: breathe fire on me DRAGON: *is creeped out*"
"And before bros, churros."
"A little boy and a little girl are in the bathtub together. The little girl looks down at the boy and asks, ""Can I touch it?"" He answers, ""No way -- you already broke yours off!"""
"What do you call a pirates thong? A whispering eye patch."
"Where are new Starcraft players born? In the noobula"
"As my wife and three of her friends squeezed into the car after WeightWatchers.... I muttered under my breath, ""Fat fucking cows."" ""What was that?"" snapped my wife. ""You herd."""
"What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo? A hippo is very large and heavy, and a zippo is just a little lighter."