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Joke of the Day
"I took a poop today that didn't flush... That shit was revolting."
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"I came home to a trail of bread leading to the bedroom & of course I followed, only to find my husband in bed with 10 ducks. I'm heartbroken"
"What do you call shit that comes out with a fart? An Unexpecturd."
"What was the seal's favorite subject in school? ART ART ART!"
"North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media. When everyone knows that America is the best country in the world."
"Did you hear what happened to the computer programmer? His wife told him, ""while you are out, buy some eggs."" He never came back."
"Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations? Because they don't believe in higher powers"
"A man once ate a whole deck of playing cards. A couple of hours later, he had to drop a deuce."
"I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would've been offended but I was too busy living in a home."
"Can you identify yourself Police officer: ""Can you identify yourself, sir?"" Driver pulls out his mirror and says: ""Yes, it's me."""