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Joke of the Day

"If Mary gave birth to Jesus & Jesus is the lamb of God, then did Mary have a little lamb?"

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first scientist orders H2O. The second scientist says ""Who the hell goes to a bar and orders water?"""

"The joke about the sun Is too hot to handle"

"What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? The bull has the horns in the front and the asshole in the back."

"why do people do drugs for fun like have you ever tried mac n cheese"

"What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s? Your spine Edit: Thanks guys, made it to the front page. Was my first joke and ~~penis~~ spine joke on Reddit."

"If they cause you to have anxiety & panic attacks the majority of your relationship, move on. In related news, I just broke up with my mom"

"A pessimist is always alone. An optimist is always two away from a threesome."

"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza? Little Caesars"

"Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a ""God PLEASE bless America"", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners"