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Joke of the Day
"Surveys have shown that.. 6/7 dwarfs aren't Happy"
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"Archaeologists digging in Egypt have found a Mummy embalmed with chocolate and hazlenuts It's believed to be a Pharaoh Rocher"
"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having a brain, gives me hope for our next generation."
"What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank? A jihahahad!"
"Sports fad invented by pigs: Mud wrestling."
"Love is... when you washed your cat and it still comes to you after."
"What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth"
"I witnessed a murder in the park last night and called 911 They told me to stop calling and leave the crows alone."
"What do lesbians and chinese people have in common They both like to eat pussy"
"How many court cases have been thrown out because the judge needs a unanimous decision & the jury is made up entirely of dentists"