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Joke of the Day

"Mom thinks I run google :D [Mom thinks I run google - My Funny Mom](http://www.etcpb.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Mom-thinks-I-run-google.jpg)"

"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"Why was Luke Skywalker convicted of rape ? He used the force ."

"What do you call a construction truck wearing a toupee? a dump trump"

"Things you can't touch: 1. Happines 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Your wife's sister 4. This"

"The New York Post asked dozens of comedians working in America to pick the funniest jokes they've heard in the past year - and compiled a list of 50 of the best."

"I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth."

"What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? PUMPKIN PI"

"Guy on plane : So, where are you going to? Me : I'm guessing it's the same place you're going."

"I hate when movies say ""May contain nudity."" Well does it doesn't it? I don't want to waste my time."