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Joke of the Day

"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"What's the difference between a corn shucker with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? The corn shucker shucks between fits..."

"ALADDIN: i can show you the world JASMINE: wat why. do u kno that there are people out there. why do u think we live ina palace. no thank u"

"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."

"""haha one time we turned a cpr training dummy into a bong"" yes doctor but how is our son *leans in close* ""you had to light its weiner"""

"I wish vaginas were like MacBooks. Macs don't get viruses."

"Why do rappers love weed so much? Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it"

"Why is gay marriage an issue? Because people are fucking assholes."

"It would have been more realistic if that Michael Jackson hologram last night touched a few little little boys in the front row."

"Why was the dolphin depressed? He felt he had no porpoise in life"