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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a construction truck wearing a toupee? a dump trump"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...drunk. (Now tell me yours)"
"TIL Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate halloween.. guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors"
"What do you call a corn farmer who had his genitals removed A eunuch corn"
"What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise? Calf Raises."
"What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night? Farm gold in China."
"Great move NASA, let's blast Will.I.Am's music into space. That will definitely let every alien nation know we are intelligent. Throw in some Beiber while your at it."
"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"
"[comedy club] Worm: And what's the deal with dandelion stems? Right? Right?! Other worms: *silence* Early bird: *cracking up*"
"I blur that line between ""not a morning person"" and ""serial killer."""