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Joke of the Day
"Things you can't touch: 1. Happines 2. The Easter Bunny 3. Your wife's sister 4. This"
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"Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly? Zero emissions."
"Don't forget to wear sunscreen if you go to an outdoor Bernie rally Or else you'll be peeling the burn."
"My friend phoned me up at three in the morning. He said, ""Can you pick me up from the bar?"" I said, ""No mate, my arms aren't that long."""
"What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate."
"[me trying to do magic] Is this your card? ""No"" Is THIS your card? ""Not even close"" What about THIS? ""Trent thats literally a piece of ham"""
"Did you hear what NASA said about the asteroid? [OC] ""No comet."""
"Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte."
"This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend ""Is it true that if you pull your finger out I'll sink?"""
"I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off"