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Joke of the Day

"The Yin and Yan of Life Life at begining of month: I am the king. let me buy some castles and build an empire Life at month's end: Do I really need two kidneys?"

"How does Dalai Lama send emails? With no attachments."

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"What do you call a penis potato? A dictator!"

"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."

"Inspired by T.G.I.Fridays, I opened a place called C.L.I.Thursdays. It closed down though because most guys couldnt find it"

"How do you get a gay man to fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!"

"What do we want now!? When do we want 'em? Time machines!"

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."