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Joke of the Day

"If Finn hooks up with Rey... He'll be the first Stormtrooper ever to hit something!"

"Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone? She thought children should be seen and not herded!"

"If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The Swallow"

"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"

"I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me."

"How can you tell when the stage is level? The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth."

"Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!"

"How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They gave her a basketball and told her to read."

"Did you hear that Lorena Bobbitt got killed in a car crash? ......yeah, some dick cut her off................."

"My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum."