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Joke of the Day

"Inspired by T.G.I.Fridays, I opened a place called C.L.I.Thursdays. It closed down though because most guys couldnt find it"

"[politics] I think Trump settled the whole ""tiny hands equals small penis"" argument today... It must take a pretty massive dick to fuck the entire world at once"

"Two men walk into a bar.. The other man ducks."

"What do you call a Russian Duke who makes butter the old fashioned way? A churn-noble!"

"I think Jesus is black. Because he's supposed to be our father and hasn't come back yet."

"Why is the second traffic citation always easier to read? Because it's re-fined!"

"Sex on the golf course: Is that considered a ""hole-in-one?"""

"What do you call the killing of Chinese baby girls? Youth-in-Asia"

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."

"The problem with the world today is that intelligent people are too smart to have children."