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Joke of the Day
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."
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"How did the Muslim find the goat in the field? Very Satisfying."
"What does a healthy dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose!"
"Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon"
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""hey, I got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says, ""hey you got a drink named Steve?!"""
"instead of a fancy wedding cake how about get a cool expert karate guy to roundhouse kick cupcakes into everyone's mouths"
"Two pretzels.. Two pretzels went walking down the street, one was ""assaulted"""
"Anita Sarkeesian The Armenian genocide was funny as fuck and I laughed a lot."
"If you send more than one Facebook invitation to the same thing, I will come & shit right in the middle of whatever it is."
"Home Depot law decrees that if two dads are pushing carts down the same isle, the dad with the greater mustache has the right of way."