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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison? A small medium at large."

"Despite all the wars Thailand has been in... They still have been doing a Bangkok job as a country."

"How did the violinist learn to play violin? He just started fiddling with it."

"Tony Romo was depressed after yesterday's loss. He was so upset he got his gun, pointed it at his throwing hand, and pulled the trigger. He's OK, The bullet was intercepted."

"Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ? Caroline of rope with you !"

"Pretty fucked-up that your grandfather used to jerk it while thinking about Betty Boop drawings."

"*takes bite of food and immediately spits it out in disgust* What the?! Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer"

"How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you can throw them"

"What is the longest word? Smiles... It has a mile between the two 'S's"