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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese Girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"Judge: You're out of order! Lawyer: This whole court room is out of order! *I burst in* Me: THE VENDING MACHINE IN THE LOBBY IS OUT OF ORDER"

"BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners."

"What do you call a mathematician who fakes injuries? Fibbinouchie."

"what did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but saran wrap? I can clearly see you're nuts!"

"I remember once I threw a boomerang It never came back so I've learned to live in constant fear."

"Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail"

"What did Adolf Hitler get his niece for her birthday? An easy bake oven. i don't give two shits if you heard this before or if this is a repost, this is mainly for shits and giggles =)"

"I like my women like I like my cheese. Cold and blue."