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Joke of the Day
"Describe yourself in 3 words I am a rebel"
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"How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn."
"Why are life long overweight people funny? Growing up they hear the best jokes."
"""You will not marry him! He is not of our kind!"" But we're in love! ""It is forbidden!"" *whale elopes with submarine*"
"Email subject line: ""Your invited."" Thanks, I'll bring an apostrophe and an e."
"We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches."
"I will die one day at a Del Taco, shot dead by a SWAT team after taking several hostages over what I feel is the meaning of extra cheese."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already did it before it was cool."
"Yeah.. 2 Girls 1 Cup I used to fap to that til I realized it wasn't ice cream."
"Hosted a mass debate party last night. I was the only one who came."