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Joke of the Day

"I will die one day at a Del Taco, shot dead by a SWAT team after taking several hostages over what I feel is the meaning of extra cheese."

"Two Blondes walk into a bar They both fall on the ground, stunned from pain."

"I have a multiple personality disorder... And so do I."

"What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-Up in cider"

"*walking with my girlfriend on a beach* *i get down on one knee* ""will you ma..."" *a dog walks past & farts so loud it drowns out my voice*"

"Gay men tend to be very tongue-in-cheek."

"Obama sure is waiting until the last minute to take everyone's guns."

"Walks into a bar A neutron walks into a bar and asks ""how much for a beer?"" The bartender says, ""for you? no charge."""

"US Mexicans who support Donald Trump Clearly demonstrate appreciation for a trip to beautiful Mexico. --- ^And ^come ^back."

"Bill Gates is giving 100k to help develop a better & safer condom. I don't care how good it is, im not wearing a condom that says Microsoft."