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Joke of the Day

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They already did it before it was cool."

"Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands"

"Made the mistake of ordering chlorine for the pool and researching Kenya so I'm tweeting this from what appears to be a windowed black van."

"'McDonalds is the biggest sponsor of the 2012 olympic games'. We've officially reached the point where satire doesn't need punchlines."

"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"

"How does the Moon cut the Sun's hair? He eclipse it."

"The uncertain pirate replied... ...""Arrr maybe!"""

"Aspirin Before climbing into bed, a man sets down a glass of water and an aspirin on his wife's bedside table. ""What's this for? I don't have a headache"" she says. ""Good. Let's fuck."""

"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."

"Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider."