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Joke of the Day
"Hosted a mass debate party last night. I was the only one who came."
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"If a prostitute is someone that uses sex to obtain money, what do you call someone who uses sex to obtain you? Yo momma"
"Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays? Inflation"
"The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three. He begins to count, ""uno, dos..."" *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres."
"Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks."
"Girls are like blackjack I'm trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 16."
"My essay question is: ""The best Track and Field event is the one where they throw the circular object as far as they can."" ""Discus."""
"What happens when you provoke an angry redhead? Ginger snaps."
"If you want my opinion ask my wife"
"Today punched man a me That was out of order"