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Joke of the Day
"Why are there so many jumpshots in the WNBA? Because women can't drive"
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"What do you call a Mexican Jedi? The chosen Juan."
"Saw my neighbor walking down the street with a case of beer, I said ""That for me?"". He said ""I got this for my wife"", I said ""Great trade!"""
"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."
"What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood? Your noggin"
"Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them."
"So it's world Philosophy day today and I was trying to think of something deep to say... The best I could come up with was lagoon."
"How many Latin Americans does it take to change a lightbulb? A Brazilian."
"A nudist colony is where both sexes go... ...to air their differences."
"How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb? No one knows. When the light turns on they scatter."