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Joke of the Day
"A nudist colony is where both sexes go... ...to air their differences."
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"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."
"I know 27 different jokes about eyeballs... ...But this one's cornea than the rest!"
"[OC] What do you call a suicidal mathematician smoking weed? Hypotenuse"
"Gaytway 'Gay' is a tricky word. If someone asks 'are you gay?' If you respond no, it mean you are not happy with your life...if your response is yes, it means you are not happy with your wife!"
"life hack #1 never poop before work even if u are about to shit yourself on the way cuz that just means u get one more break"
"Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave."
"99 little bugs in the code, 99 little bugs in the code. Take one down, patch it around 117 little bugs in the code."
"Why name hurricanes lame names, like Sandy? Name that shit Hurricane Death Megatron 300 and I guarantee niggas be evacuating like they need to."
"i wanted som fried chicken but i didnt have any chicken so i fried an egg adn waited a few years"